Wednesday, March 14, 2007

2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names Ever

Welcome to the 2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names list. This is a list of reported names that real cats have encountered and these names really do suck. If you are an expectant mothercat trying to think of names for your new kitten(s), be sure to avoid anything on this list!


  1. Swimmer

  2. Ducttape

  3. Chewtoy

  4. Eucalyptus

  5. Balls

  6. Spayed

  7. Big Bad Baby Bentley Billy Joe Bob

  8. Cocaine

  9. Fattie

  10. Chicken Head Nose Face Fluffy Butt

  11. Scat

  12. Chinese Food

  13. Neutered

  14. Sir Meowington Pudger Cat The Third

  15. Small Man in a Catsuit

  16. Alpo

  17. Ghetto

  18. Babe-ums

  19. Bobbobmicbobob

  20. Catbutt

  21. Uranus

  22. Hemorrhoid

  23. Buzlingtonian Gingerbits

  24. Roadkill

  25. No!

  26. Fluffbottom

  27. Spittle

  28. Beowoof

  29. Mr. Fi-fi

  30. Pig

  31. Norman Tinkle-winkle

  32. Lunch

  33. Poo Poo Butt

  34. Fussbudget the Squeak

  35. The Urinator

  36. Speed Bump

  37. Susie Sex Change

  38. Litter Meister

  39. Countess Rumpleteazer Cattulus Anastasia Hecate-Baalith of Kalma Nefferkitty Baghera Bastet la chate noire

  40. Humper

  41. Dinglehopper

  42. Buttsniffer

  43. Tumor

  44. Poop Machine

  45. Hitler

  46. Ikkle

  47. Stinky

  48. Chicken Chow Meow

  49. Prissy Sissy With The Sassy Tail

  50. Sacco The Amazing Fetch Kitty

  51. Saint Pawl

  52. Hairball Hockker the Horrible

  53. Sand Rat

  54. Cockroach

  55. Monkey Face

  56. Saturnian Amulet

  57. Scaredy

  58. Faux Paws

  59. Dances With Squirrels

  60. Goodyear The Blimp

  61. ZzZzZzZz

  62. Scootacious P. Fruitwinkle

  63. Hanibal Lickter

  64. Senator Loomis P Nutley III

  65. Four-Legged Reason For Living

  66. Hors D’Ouvres

  67. Babbaboombanorsh

  68. Ambiguous Eunuch FarFromScrewin

  69. Battlescar Gallacticat

  70. Nonuts

  71. Fleabait

  72. Senior Assistant Mouser

  73. Sha-nay-nay

  74. Shovel Head

  75. Beauty School Drop-Out

  76. Pee-pee-poo-poo-chew-chew

  77. Volume Discount

  78. Capt. Beauregard Schmoo-Diddeley

  79. Miss Pretty Princess Abigail Smooch Face

  80. Chicken Butt

  81. Tubbsaflubbs

  82. Neuteronomy

  83. Christmas Eve Princess Six Toes

  84. Mister Patootie Head

  85. Percolating Pooky

  86. Fartknocker

  87. Flubbadubba

  88. Paw Prince

  89. Stumpy

  90. Yabba Dabba Doo

  91. Stoppit

  92. Litter Clogger the Turd

  93. Titicaca

  94. T-bone

  95. Freeway

  96. Veterinarian

  97. Satan Claws

  98. Tripod

  99. Kitler

  100. Pussalini


2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names Ever

1 comment:

Louise said...

None of them are as good as Sir Les Ferdy-nerdy-nando pants!