2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names Ever

Welcome to the 2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names list. This is a list of reported names that real cats have encountered and these names really do suck. If you are an expectant mothercat trying to think of names for your new kitten(s), be sure to avoid anything on this list!

1. Swimmer


2. Ducttape


3. Chewtoy


4. Eucalyptus


5. Balls


6. Spayed


7. Big Bad Baby Bentley Billy Joe Bob


8. Cocaine


9. Fattie


10. Chicken Head Nose Face Fluffy Butt


11. Scat


12. Chinese Food


13. Neutered


14. Sir Meowington Pudger Cat The Third


15. Small Man in a Catsuit


16. Alpo


17. Ghetto


18. Babe-ums


19. Bobbobmicbobob


20. Catbutt


21. Uranus


22. Hemorrhoid


23. Buzlingtonian Gingerbits


24. Roadkill


25. No!


26. Fluffbottom


27. Spittle


28. Beowoof


29. Mr. Fi-fi


30. Pig


31. Norman Tinkle-winkle


32. Lunch


33. Poo Poo Butt


34. Fussbudget the Squeak


35. The Urinator


36. Speed Bump


37. Susie Sex Change


38. Litter Meister


39. Countess Rumpleteazer Cattulus Anastasia Hecate-Baalith of Kalma Nefferkitty Baghera Bastet la chate noire


40. Humper


41. Dinglehopper


42. Buttsniffer


43. Tumor


44. Poop Machine


45. Hitler


46. Ikkle


47. Stinky


48. Chicken Chow Meow


49. Prissy Sissy With The Sassy Tail


50. Sacco The Amazing Fetch Kitty


51. Saint Pawl


52. Hairball Hockker the Horrible


53. Sand Rat


54. Cockroach


55. Monkey Face


56. Saturnian Amulet


57. Scaredy


58. Faux Paws


59. Dances With Squirrels


60. Goodyear The Blimp


61. ZzZzZzZz


62. Scootacious P. Fruitwinkle


63. Hanibal Lickter


64. Senator Loomis P Nutley III


65. Four-Legged Reason For Living


66. Hors D’Ouvres


67. Babbaboombanorsh


68. Ambiguous Eunuch FarFromScrewin


69. Battlescar Gallacticat


70. Nonuts


71. Fleabait


72. Senior Assistant Mouser


73. Sha-nay-nay


74. Shovel Head


75. Beauty School Drop-Out


76. Pee-pee-poo-poo-chew-chew


77. Volume Discount


78. Capt. Beauregard Schmoo-Diddeley


79. Miss Pretty Princess Abigail Smooch Face


80. Chicken Butt


81. Tubbsaflubbs


82. Neuteronomy


83. Christmas Eve Princess Six Toes


84. Mister Patootie Head


85. Percolating Pooky


86. Fartknocker


87. Flubbadubba


88. Paw Prince


89. Stumpy


90. Yabba Dabba Doo


91. Stoppit


92. Litter Clogger the Turd


93. Titicaca


94. T-bone


95. Freeway


96. Veterinarian


97. Satan Claws


98. Tripod


99. Kitler


100. Pussalini

2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names Ever